Comments on: Transformers http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/ I will not fix your computer. Tue, 04 Aug 2020 22:34:33 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.26 By: Luke http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5133 Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:54:02 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5133

LOL! Redridgetron!

True the whole “romantic” story was not really necessary. But I think they thrown it in because they were trying to appeal to everyone. They had some romance, a silly retard-bot to appeal to children and etc…

Besides, they didn’t even play by the rules with the romance thing. There was that scene in the movie when the kid is about to leave to get that stupid cube to the pickup point, and possibly die trying, and the girl runs after him. And then she tells him that she doesn’t regret getting into the car with him. WTF? Where is the kiss? This is the part of the movie where the protagonist gets a big sloppy kiss from his love interest to boost his courage and etc. Didn’t these guys watch enough crappy movies to know this?

Also, it appears that Autobots like to watch humans sexing each other. Here is a question – if they do it on top of Bumblebee does it count as a threesome? lol

And yeah – I liked the beaten-up look better too. It’s funny – the transformers were supposed to blend in with earth vehicles, but in the movie all except Bumblebee transform into these shiny, tricked out cars with awesome paint jobs that just scream “look at meeee”!.

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By: vacri http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5132 Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:23:29 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5132

Just saw transformers myself and it was full of plot holes, which is okay because they then filled those holes with corn.

It was fun for what it was, but I really, really wish I could’ve fast-forwarded the ‘geeky teenager getting to show his sensitive side to the pretty girl’ bit. I also preferred the beaten-up camero, since it had character and didn’t look like it was carved out of plastic.

Refridgeron and Magnimus

Refridgeron and Magnimus 2

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By: Starhawk http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5123 Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:19:20 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5123

That cracked me up Luke. I knew it was about vampires really if i remember correctly its kind of a disease. I was a kid when I first read the book but I read it more than once even a few times as an adult. lol. I remember thinking it was a bit pulpish in style and i think i liked it better as a kid, haha. But yeah I’ll watch it when it comes out on DVD or something sounds good to me :D

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By: Luke http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5122 Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:52:58 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5122

Ah, I just looked it up, and you are right. The book was about vampires. They didn’t show any of them in the trailer though. They just showed Will Smith wandering around the desolated ruins of New York, alone while some eerie music was playing. Then he was walking around some dark corridor with a flashlight and heard weird grunts and weird sound like an animal gnawing on a bone or something. So he shines the flashlight at the source of the noise, and goes “WTF”?

Then they fade to black, and leave you with the tagline “the last man on earth, is not alone”. It looked really good.

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By: Starhawk http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5118 Sat, 07 Jul 2007 19:40:39 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5118

I’d probably have to be pretty bored to watch the Transformers, I really didn’t even care for the cartoon. But I am Legend now hell yeah. I love movies based on classic books regardless of the fact they usually disappoint me. But in the case of I am legend its been shit over 2 decades most likely since I read it. I might have read it several times when I was young but i barely remember the basics of the plot. Vampires springs to mind, hmmm probably not as good as Ann Rices shit btw. But yeah i wanna see it regardless of the fact I never really liked Will Smith much.

Hmm Megan Fox is a pretty enough girl I suppose but compared to the kinda beauty one sees on TV and in the movies she really doesn’t stand out. Other’n that I don’t much about her.

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By: TeamCOltra http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5112 Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:11:02 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5112

I’d hit her too btw.

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By: Luke http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5111 Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:51:55 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5111

As I said – typical summer pulp movie. Lot’s of CGI, large dose of situational humor, pop culture references, some ethnic humor here and there, more CGI, big explosions, giant robots kicking the shit out of each other and a boy meets girl to top it all off.

All in all, entertaining but simplistic, predictable and without any kind of depth or reflection.

Btw, I saw a trailer for I am Legend with Will Smith, and that looks pretty awesome.

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By: TeamCOltra http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5110 Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:36:43 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/07/transformers/#comment-5110

But remove the brand title and lets call this movie “Car Robot Chaanging Things” would it be a good movie?

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